Below is a hilarious video of an assistant in a Munich ear doctor’s office explaining a patient why she shouldn’t visit the office at a previously set time. Seen at merkur.de.
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- - Dr. Schwab office (ear doctor)
- - Oh, I’ve got to be there at 3
- - No you don’t, the machine is kaput.
- - What?
- - The machine is out of function, it’s being repaired.
- - Oh God, I can’t hear you.
- - The machine ... here’s Dr. Schwab.
- -Yes, I’m going there now.
- - No don’t come!
- - Why?
- - The machine is out of order!
- - I’ve got to be there at 3!
- - No!
- - What?
- - No!
- - No?
- - Exactly!
- - Why?
- - We can’t test your hearing, the machine doesn’t work!
- - No, I’ve got to be there at 3, I’ve got an appointment.
- - No!
- - So I shouldn’t come?
- - No, exactly!
- - And why not?
- - Nobody is there!
- - What?
- - Nobody is there!
- - Nobody there?
- - Yes.
- - But I gotta be there at 3.
- - That’s why I called you!
- - I don’t know.
- - Me neither, that’s why I’m calling!
- - Yeah ok, I’m coming there and we’ll see.
- - No!
- - Ok?
- - No! Don’t come!
- - What?
- - Don’t come!
- - I can’t hear you!
- - You shouldn’t come!
- - Not come?
- - Exactly!
- - And why?
- - We can’t test your hearing!
- - And why shouldn’t I come?
- - Because it doesn’t work.
- - I don’t know, why do I have an appointment then?
- - Because we can’t do a hearing test!
- - What can’t we do?
- - Test your hearing!
- - Oh god.
- - Did you understand me now?
- - So I shouldn’t even go to the ear doctor?
- - No, better not today.
- - What?
- - Come next week!
- -But I’ m already dressed; I got my bag in my hands.
- -
- - But I could come and see, I have an appointment at 3 you know.
- - Yeah, ok, see you soon.
- - I’ve got an appointment at 3.
- - Yeah, see you then.
- - OK then.
- - I’ll come by bus.
- - Yeah, OK.
- - OK then.
- - OK
- - Servus! (Bavarian greeting)
- - Servus!
